"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this
terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of thestreet. He'd been thrown from
his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to
me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this
terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of thestreet. He'd been thrown from
his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to
me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"