Blonde first aid

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    "How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

    "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this
    terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of thestreet. He'd been thrown from
    his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood
    everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to
    me in a minute."

    "What did you do?" asks the bartender.

    "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
     
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    Stop hating on blondes!
     
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    They're not real blondes. They're like airliners. They have black boxes too! :eusa_whistle:
     
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    There was this blonde chick. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she went
    out and got some red dye. She felt so beautiful being a redhead that she decided
    to go for a country drive.

    She came upon a large flock of sheep. She got out of her convertible and walked
    over to the shepherd and said that she had always adored the lovely white sheep.
    She said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

    The shepherd, being a betting man replied, "Yeah, I'm a betting man, you're on".

    She looked over the flock and said, "368."

    He gasped in reply, "You're right! I am a man of my word, so go ahead and pick one."

    She did so, putting it into her car.

    The amused shepherd said to her, "If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my DOG back?"
     
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