Blind Pilots

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Shattered, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. Shattered

    Shattered Guest

    The entrance opens, two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the

    aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the

    other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the

    cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

    The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign

    that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

    The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people

    sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the

    water at the edge of the airport territory.

    As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,

    panicked screams fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers

    relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their

    magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

    "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and

    we're all gonna die!"

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