A bloke in the pub, drinking with a cat and an ostrich. Bloke gets his round in, they all sup up. It's the cats round but the cat says, "No, Im not buying." "Fine" says the ostrich and gets the round. The cats round comes again. "No, someone else get this one". So the man picks up this round. Round after round the cat wouldnt pay. "Right, I've had enough of this!" Says the man and walks away to the other end of the bar. Barman asks "Whats all that about?". Man replies "Fuck knows, I asked my mate for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy"