~Black Or White~

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  1. Dabs

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    A man, recovering from a serious abdominal operation is lying in
    bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his face.

    A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "Sir, I really don't know, I am
    only here to wash your face and hands."

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Again the nurse replies, "Sir, I really can't tell. I am only here
    to wash your face and hands."

    The Ward Sister is passing and sees the poor patient getting more
    than a little distraught . . So she marches over to inquire . . "Sir,
    Just exactly what is wrong here?"

    Shister," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"

    Being a very qualified nurse of long standing, the Ward Sister was
    totally undaunted. She whipps back the bedclothes, pulls down his
    pajama trousers, pokes his penis out of the way, and has a really
    close examination. Then she slams his items back in place, pulls
    up the pajama trousers, yanks back the bedclothes and
    announces, "Sir, There IS Nothing wrong with them!!!"

    Hearing this, the patient pulls off his oxygen mask and gasps again
    in a very clear voice . . .
    "Are my test results back???​

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