Biden has reduced illegal immigration by 90%!

[Votto]

White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

"The President's policy of making up fake words, definitions, and stats has had a real, positive impact at the border," said black gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Since reality itself bends to the will of whoever has the power to define it, we have been able to decrease illegal immigration drastically. We just decided that. With our words. Hooray for us!"

Experts were unsure how the numbers show a decrease in illegal immigration since unlawful border crossings are at record levels, amounting to an unprecedented humanitarian disaster. The experts quickly changed their minds, however, when they realized that the definition of "illegal immigration" had been changed by the Biden Administration. "This is genius!" said one expert.

At publishing time, the administration had also announced a record 100% approval rating after redefining the meaning of the word "approve."

 

[Leweman]

All humans are embarrassed today.

 

[norwegen]

In fact, Biden is so adept at changing definitions, he changed the meaning of president without even trying.

 

[Leweman]

In fact, Biden is so adept at changing definitions, he changed the meaning of president without even trying.

Pedophile would also be acceptable. Dems are fine with it though.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Next Jean-Pierre will be telling us that only people who are over the age of 125 are considered 'old'.

 

[Votto]

In fact, Biden is so adept at changing definitions, he changed the meaning of president without even trying.

Looks like a woman to me.

 

[norwegen]

Looks like a woman to me.

Looks like a woman to me.

Could be. Ask the twice-baked dick-tater if they've finally come to a consensus on that definition.

 

[lg325]

I just read that he has lost the support of the UAW. Unions have always been his solid support his entire career it doesn't look good for his reelection.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Votto]

I just read that he has lost the support of the UAW. Unions have always been his solid support his entire career it doesn't look good for his reelection.

Well just add another 20 trillion absent ballots to his reelection then.

 

[gipper]

He’s right on illegal immigration too.

 

[Resnic]

White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

"The President's policy of making up fake words, definitions, and stats has had a real, positive impact at the border," said black gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Since reality itself bends to the will of whoever has the power to define it, we have been able to decrease illegal immigration drastically. We just decided that. With our words. Hooray for us!"

Experts were unsure how the numbers show a decrease in illegal immigration since unlawful border crossings are at record levels, amounting to an unprecedented humanitarian disaster. The experts quickly changed their minds, however, when they realized that the definition of "illegal immigration" had been changed by the Biden Administration. "This is genius!" said one expert.

At publishing time, the administration had also announced a record 100% approval rating after redefining the meaning of the word "approve."

I think what they mean is "we renamed 90% of illegals to immigrants . So now we have 90% less illegals".

 

[TNHarley]

Gotta love the bee!

 

[Captain Caveman]

White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

"The President's policy of making up fake words, definitions, and stats has had a real, positive impact at the border," said black gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Since reality itself bends to the will of whoever has the power to define it, we have been able to decrease illegal immigration drastically. We just decided that. With our words. Hooray for us!"

Experts were unsure how the numbers show a decrease in illegal immigration since unlawful border crossings are at record levels, amounting to an unprecedented humanitarian disaster. The experts quickly changed their minds, however, when they realized that the definition of "illegal immigration" had been changed by the Biden Administration. "This is genius!" said one expert.

At publishing time, the administration had also announced a record 100% approval rating after redefining the meaning of the word "approve."

The UK suffers 1 immigrant every 3 minutes.

America suffers 1 immigrant every 32 seconds.

America's nett population increases by one person every 17 seconds.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

White House Announces Illegal Immigration Has Decreased 90 Percent Since They Redefined It

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is claiming that illegal immigration is now down over 90% thanks to them redefining what illegal immigration is.

"The President's policy of making up fake words, definitions, and stats has had a real, positive impact at the border," said black gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Since reality itself bends to the will of whoever has the power to define it, we have been able to decrease illegal immigration drastically. We just decided that. With our words. Hooray for us!"

Experts were unsure how the numbers show a decrease in illegal immigration since unlawful border crossings are at record levels, amounting to an unprecedented humanitarian disaster. The experts quickly changed their minds, however, when they realized that the definition of "illegal immigration" had been changed by the Biden Administration. "This is genius!" said one expert.

At publishing time, the administration had also announced a record 100% approval rating after redefining the meaning of the word "approve."

Complete unadulterated BS

 

[Calypso Jones]