Best Opening Lines

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    "The village of Holcomb stands on the high wheat plains of western Kansas, a lonesome area that other Kansans call "out there" -- In Cold Blood

    "Behavioral Science, the FBI section that deals with serial murder, is on the bottom floor of the Academy building at Quantico, half-buried in the earth." -- The Silence of the Lambs

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    For reasons I can't fathom, the first line of "In Cold Blood" has been playing back in my head the last 2 days. I thought I would exorcise it by starting a "Best Opening Line" Thread

    What's your favorite?
     
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    And just to be a bit naughty:

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    Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.
     
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    If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like..
     
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    Everything Is Illuminated Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or Liev Schreiber movie from the Jonathan Safran Foer novel


    I will be truthful and mention that before our rigid search...
    ...I had the opinion Jewish people were having shit between their brains.
    Primarily, this is because all I knew of Jewish people...
    ...was that they paid Father very much currency...
    ...in order to make vacations from America to Ukraine.
    I was of the opinion that the past is past...
    ...and like all that is not now, it should remain buried...
    ...along the side of our memories.
    But this was before the commencement of our very rigid search.
    Before I encountered the collector...
    ...Jonathan Safran Foer.
     
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    "This is the Earth at a time when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet. A piece of rock just six miles wide changed all that. It hit with the force of ten thousand nuclear weapons sending up a blanket of dust the sun was powerless to penetrate for a thousand years."

    -Armageddon (almost totally ruined by ben afleck)

    (phone rings)
    Cypher: Yeah.

    Trinity: Is everything in place?

    Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.

    Trinity: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.

    Cypher: You like watching him, don't you? You like watching him.

    Trinity: Don't be ridiculous.

    Cypher: We're going to kill him, do you understand that?

    Trinity: Morpheus believes he is the One.

    Cypher: Do you?

    Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.

    Cypher: You don't, do you?

    Trinity: Did you hear that?

    Cypher: Hear what?

    Trinity: Are you sure this line is clean?

    Cypher: Yeah, 'course I'm sure.

    Trinity: I better go.

    -The Matrix (who knew Reeves horrible acting actually found a niche?)
     

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