Bernie offers peace pipe to liawatha

[Shawnee_b]

DES MOINES, IA—There's drama afoot in the Democratic primary. Wanting to bury the tomahawk, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders walked over to Elizabeth Warren after this week's debate to have a pow-wow. Having researched Warren's culture extensively, Sanders produced an authentic Cherokee peace pipe he'd purchased on eBay for $14.99 after his grandkids showed him how to use eBay.


"How!" Sanders said, reading off some notes he'd scribbled on his hand. "I offer you peace pipe as token of friendship. Big anger go away into sky." Sanders then made the shape of a bird with his hands and pantomimed it flying away, symbolizing their feud disappearing like the spirit of a buffalo moving on to join its ancestors.

But Warren slapped the peace pipe out of his hands and crossed her arms, a sign of rejection in her culture. "No peace pipe. You have angered the Great Spirit. Leave at once, paleface." A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.

Warren was reportedly conflicted over the exchange, though, wanting to open herself up to Sanders's friendship but not wanting to betray her culture. She is seeking advice from Grandmother Willow.

 

[DOTR]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

 

[gipper]

Bernie better watch out. Lizzy is an Indian giver.

 

[Pogo]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

​

He don't look like much of a "party" guy though.

 

[Jitss617]

Lol to funnny

 

[JoeB131]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

 

[Sunni Man]

Lie-a-watha speaks with forked tongue.

Says she has reservations about forgiving white man Bernie.

But might bury the hatchet if he bring her bottle of fire-water. ...

 

[BULLDOG]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

Doesn't matter. The Trump party has embraced that meme, and to them it's real. Facts don't matter to them..

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

DES MOINES, IA—There's drama afoot in the Democratic primary. Wanting to bury the tomahawk, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders walked over to Elizabeth Warren after this week's debate to have a pow-wow. Having researched Warren's culture extensively, Sanders produced an authentic Cherokee peace pipe he'd purchased on eBay for $14.99 after his grandkids showed him how to use eBay.


"How!" Sanders said, reading off some notes he'd scribbled on his hand. "I offer you peace pipe as token of friendship. Big anger go away into sky." Sanders then made the shape of a bird with his hands and pantomimed it flying away, symbolizing their feud disappearing like the spirit of a buffalo moving on to join its ancestors.

But Warren slapped the peace pipe out of his hands and crossed her arms, a sign of rejection in her culture. "No peace pipe. You have angered the Great Spirit. Leave at once, paleface." A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.

Warren was reportedly conflicted over the exchange, though, wanting to open herself up to Sanders's friendship but not wanting to betray her culture. She is seeking advice from Grandmother Willow.

And even now, he shakes a beaded chicken leg over her torn image that lays upon on his altar, murmuring incantations.

 

[Pogo]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

You'd really expect that those who are so proficient at lying themselves, might have a clue what the word means.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

DES MOINES, IA—There's drama afoot in the Democratic primary. Wanting to bury the tomahawk, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders walked over to Elizabeth Warren after this week's debate to have a pow-wow. Having researched Warren's culture extensively, Sanders produced an authentic Cherokee peace pipe he'd purchased on eBay for $14.99 after his grandkids showed him how to use eBay.


"How!" Sanders said, reading off some notes he'd scribbled on his hand. "I offer you peace pipe as token of friendship. Big anger go away into sky." Sanders then made the shape of a bird with his hands and pantomimed it flying away, symbolizing their feud disappearing like the spirit of a buffalo moving on to join its ancestors.

But Warren slapped the peace pipe out of his hands and crossed her arms, a sign of rejection in her culture. "No peace pipe. You have angered the Great Spirit. Leave at once, paleface." A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.

Warren was reportedly conflicted over the exchange, though, wanting to open herself up to Sanders's friendship but not wanting to betray her culture. She is seeking advice from Grandmother Willow.

once it comes out of his mouth he can't take it back

 

[MisterBeale]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

Yes, we all understand the "misunderstanding."

Warren didn't lie as much as Trump has never lied.

 

[Shawnee_b]

Lie-a-watha speaks with forked tongue.

Says she has reservations about forgiving white man Bernie.

But might bury the hatchet if he bring her bottle of fire-water. ...

She has "reservations" no pun intended?

 

[miketx]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

How the fuck would you know, liar?

 

[miketx]

 

[DOTR]

Lie-a-watha speaks with forked tongue.

Says she has reservations about forgiving white man Bernie.

But might bury the hatchet if he bring her bottle of fire-water. ...

Bernie isn't a white man.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

​

He don't look like much of a "party" guy though.

He never claimed to be an Indian he never got a job at an Ivy League Indoctrination Center based on his faked minority status.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

She fucking lied!

 

[DOTR]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

Except she didn't lie... She may or may not be mistaken about her ancestry...

She fucking lied!

Shes hiding it now. She scrubbed every single reference to being an Indian on all her media and web pages. I wonder why?

 

[Pogo]

In what party could a person who lied about being an Indian, then tried to hide it, be an actual viable candidate? Only in a party that is corrupt to the core...including its supporters.

​

He don't look like much of a "party" guy though.

He never claimed to be an Indian he never got a job at an Ivy League Indoctrination Center based on his faked minority status.

All true.

Nor did Warren.

Frank you, Thank. About TIME somebody took that bait.