Benefits of Homosexuality

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    Homosexuality increases the number of men protecting any one family unit, without creating additional rivalry over females.

    A caveman family with two homosexual members will have three men protecting the offspring, thus greatly reducing the chances that the children will be eaten by animals, or killed by another tribe. As humans only have one child per year (versus, say, fish having hundreds), our survival strategy is to invest much time and resources into our few children.

    Homosexuality, therefore, would be evolutionarily favored, as it maintains an optimum male protector:eek:ffspring ratio in the tribe.

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    Likewise, female homosexuality increases the bonding between mothers in a caveman society, keeping the group, and the children, united. Unlike males, females do not require sexual satisfaction to reproduce.

    Watch a season of Meerkat Manor, and you will quickly learn that female infighting can lead to tribal disaster. Homosexual or bisexual human females would preserve the integrity of stone-age tribes, ensuring their collective offspring's survival.

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    Remember, any genetically-influenced traits that increase the survival rates of children will be naturally selected.

    Ants have literally conquered the world, and yet only a very, very small fraction of their total population can biologically reproduce. Food for thought.
     
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    Déjà vu

    http://www.usmessageboard.com/healt...homosexuality-has-no-benefit.html#post2286857
     
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    Not when we kick you the fuck out of the family unit, faggot :)
    Or two non-reproducing males who got chased out of the cave after they got caught with their boyfriends.
    ...reducing the number of children...
    Not all of us.

    Mostly the women do that.

    Spread the seed, fellas!
    If you take good care of one kid ans three of my 12 bastard children survive, i win
    If the were really lesbians, they would most likely not be mothers ([ame="http://www.amazon.com/Natural-History-Rape-Biological-Coercion/dp/0262201259"]barring unwelcome copulation[/ame])


    You faggots keep trying, but you can't explain away your deviancy





    No wonder posters like RGS spew this shit- this is fun!
     
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    :lol: I can see this guy protecting the family unit:

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    This post speaks of rivalry over females as if its a bad thing.
     
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    You have got to be single. No woman would possibly want you.
     
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    Not only that, but you hook with a guy who's the same size as you and bingo, you double your wardrobe just like that.
     
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    I'm not going to lie...he is gross.
     
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    Posts like these confirm that the devil is alive, homosexuality has absolutely no benefits except the pleasure that two fags get when they shag because they like it.
     
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