Bells...

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
    went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
    grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
    died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
    making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother
    that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking
    for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
    our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
    church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
    and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out
    onthe Dong."

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
    "He'd still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along,"

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