Believe It Or Not...

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  1. AVG-JOE
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    Here is your chance to post something about yourself that may or may not be true and let the rest of the patrons at this bar applaud your honesty or call 'Bullshit!' on you.

    I'll start...

    This average Joe has the song 'Amazing Grace', a Cross and a Star of David permanently tattooed on his body.

    :eusa_think: Believe it, or not?​
     
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    I don't believe you have the entire song tattooed on your body.
     
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    When I was young, even though I was not a Boy Scout, I used to help old ladies across the street.
     
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    I call bullshit.

    I make more than most attorneys per hour when I work and I did not finish high school.
     
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    I didn't know you were a seeing eye dog.
     
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    Could be just "Amazing Grace"....
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    Then again a whole song may fit on a bod.
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    Another thing that may be hard for you folks to believe... Once, I made love for three whole days straight and another two days when my girlfriend joined in!
     
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    That I believe.

    P.S. - I'm still waiting for my shipment of 'oregano'. ;)
     
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    Are you a Mary Ann?

    A Gilligan?​
     

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