Bathroom break

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    A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
    teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
    that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
    other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
    room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
    reach the urinal.

    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
    began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their
    'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
    well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said,
    'You must be in the 5th grade.'

    'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
    but I appreciate your help.'
     
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    So the jockey got TWO rides that day!
     

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