This little bit of irony never gets old as my friend put it the following way: With Barack Obama's background and past associations, he would not qualify for the job of defending....himself. Lets run down a list of jobs that Barack H. Obama would not be able to qualify for due to the portion of the application regarding past associations with any person or group whose intent is to overthrow the US government or is affiliated in any way with the communist party: - US Secret Service to guard the president. - US FBI to protect the president. - Illinois State Police, to escort the State Senators around. - Chicago Police Department to provide escort to politicians in the city. - University of Chicago Police Department, to protect and serve professors and students. - Hawaii State Police, to protect and serve residents of the state of Hawaii. Those are all jobs who at some point in Obama's life have provided some sort of personal protection to him. And each one of those jobs offer an application that Obama would not pass due to his past associations with Bill Ayers and other left wing associations. Ironic. Obama would not qualify to his own self-defense............but he's our president. Only in America.