Discussion in 'Current Events' started by CrimsonWhite, Sep 8, 2008.
What the fuck?
Trying to make some Soylent Green for a stay at Hotel Hell?
My roommate and I laughed our asses off when this was ran on CNN.
If sausages are outlawed only outlaws will have sausages.
Oh Oh! Sausages!!!
Great! Just fucking great.
Now I'm stuck with visions and the soundtrack of Eraserhead in my minds eye and ear for the next week.
Thanks heaps, OntheFence.
Here is a quandry. If a guy breaks into your house and attacks you with a sausage, do you shoot him?
This reminds me of Rodney Carrington talking about the guy breaking into his house and tickling him.
Imagine how humiliated this guy is going to be in jail.
"What are you in for?"
"Rubbing a guy with tarragon and assault with a sausage."
Yes.....I would most definitely shoot someone for attacking me with their sausage.....yup.
Hell yes! You never know what he will do with that sausage, lol!!!!
How about the guy who got robbed with a sausage? What is he suppose to his friends when they asked what the weapon was the robber had?
" He got me with a sausage!"
I wonder how big the sausage was, was it a Jimmy Dean?
According to a Swiss newspaper, a Police Dog has eaten the sausage, destroying important proof material in the process. It is unclear wether the dog will be reprimanded for this.
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