Ass surgery!

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    Had to have minor surgery on my upper buttocks (tailbone area) yesterday for an infected cyst (pilonidal cyst).

    Doctor cut me open, removed what he could and then they leave the wound open for drainage and proper healing! Needless to say, I'm having a bit of trouble sitting and lying down. When he was done, he corked shut the incision with some gauze pad. My Mom and wife had to change the dressing last night and remove/replace the gauze. The gauze had to be at least a foot long. Each and every little piece being pulled out hurt like nothing I've ever felt before. I then had to soak in a tub afterwards which almost hurt as bad.

    Seems like the bleeding has subsided mostly today but it's still sore as hell.

    Anyone wanna see a pic of my ass? :eek2:
     
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    dude, that sounds PAINFUL!
     
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    make ya glad you've never been to prison? :teeth:
     
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    Ouch,jim! I hope you have a speedy recovery!...Oh and bring on the pics of your ass!!!!!! :crutch: :moon4:
     
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    Just think of all the OTHER places it could be----ASS PIC ASS PIC :thewave: :thewave:
     
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    Trust me - you don't want to see his ass - it wasn't a pretty sight!! Hope you're feeling better Jim!
     
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    Hope you are feeling better too, Jim! I second your Mom's assessment on pics! :teeth:
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Stinks, don't it Jim - but hey, could have been worse, you could have had stitches put in and had one that infected like I did.

    Do you have your little donut to carry around like a PUTZ!!!! Pictures??? who wants to see your HAIRY ASS!!!! :eek2:
     
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    and they called him scar face
     
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    I had something similar behind my knee cap of all places. No one at the hospital told me the gauze had to be removed (even if they did, I was so buzzed from the shot of demerol I probably wouldn't have remembered anyway). I was so worried about it, I pulled it out myself a few days later - gross. Ever seen the movie "How to get ahead in advertising without really trying"? Atleast yours doesn't talk.:D

    Kidding aside, I hope you feel better soon.
     

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