Ask Me Anything...

[Terry]

Thanks Joe, probably just lifes little joke on me. *shrug* I was hoping you would though make me laugh being you said you were drunk.

 

[KittenKoder]

What do french fries taste like in space?

 

[AVG-JOE]

What do french fries taste like in space?

Depends on whether they're made with European French or Canadian French.

...that and how much ketchup you use...​

-Joe

 

[xotoxi]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

Why are you only knowledgeable when you drink?

 

[editec]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

We know you're average but you're an average WHAT?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

Why are you only knowledgeable when you drink?

I'm knowledgeable all the time. I'm honest when I'm drunk.

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

We know you're average but you're an average WHAT?

I'm an average Joe with big hands and feet

-Joe

 

[Phate]

For a couple days I've had a runny nose, groggy threat, and feeling crappy. Will I be all better for tommorow night's social?

 

[AVG-JOE]

For a couple days I've had a runny nose, groggy threat, and feeling crappy. Will I be all better for tommorow night's social?

No... but your cold will be gone.

-Joe

 

[random3434]

Joe,

Think this through with me, let me know your mind.
Woh - oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

Love,

EZ

 

[KittenKoder]

Joe ... do weeds scream when you pull them?

 

[007]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

What compelled you to start this thread?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe,

Think this through with me, let me know your mind.
Woh - oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

Love,

EZ

Kinda' stupid, kinda' cool...

Kinda' classy, kinda' radical...​

Kinda' wild, kinda' mellow...​

Kinda' silly, kinda' serious...​

Yes, there's times I'm kinda' kind!

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe ... do weeds scream when you pull them?

Only the ones with broken roots. It's a pitch that only English Red Squirrels can hear.

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

What compelled you to start this thread?

Vodka and beer.

Continuing it for 2 days has been brought to you by curious friends, more beer and caffeine.

-Joe

 

[xotoxi]

One car leaves Boston at 11am travelling 55 MPH. Another car leaves New York at 1pm travelling 60 MPH.

Which car will be closer to New York when they meet?

 

[AVG-JOE]

One car leaves Boston at 11am travelling 55 MPH. Another car leaves New York at 1pm travelling 60 MPH.

Which car will be closer to New York when they meet?

The first question that that requires a follow up question for an accurate answer! For that, you get positive rep...

I just need to know two things; are either of the cars made by General Motors, and did either driver drink beer or vodka the night before?

-Joe

 

[xotoxi]

One car leaves Boston at 11am travelling 55 MPH. Another car leaves New York at 1pm travelling 60 MPH.

Which car will be closer to New York when they meet?

The first question that that requires a follow up question for an accurate answer! For that, you get positive rep...

I just need to know two things; are either of the cars made by General Motors, and did either driver drink beer or vodka the night before?

-Joe

Both.

 

[AVG-JOE]

One car leaves Boston at 11am travelling 55 MPH. Another car leaves New York at 1pm travelling 60 MPH.

Which car will be closer to New York when they meet?

The first question that that requires a follow up question for an accurate answer! For that, you get positive rep...

I just need to know two things; are either of the cars made by General Motors, and did either driver drink beer or vodka the night before?

-Joe

Both.

Ahhhhhh... then the answer is easy! Both will be driving to the Whitehouse for warranty work - they will meet at a Starbucks in Baltimore and both will be the same distance from NY, give or take 10 feet.

-Joe

 

[editec]

Who's taking care of the care-taker's daughter while the care-taker is out taking care?