Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by AVG-JOE, Apr 21, 2009.
Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.
What will happen if you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again?
Why is it every time I bet for my team to win, they lose?
You'll get rid of the "happy - butt" smiley face tan lines that form just below your fanny cheeks, ruining your 'all over' tan.
How come "grape" never tastes like grapes; it just tastes purple?
You shouldn't be gambling. You should be drinking.
If the plural of house is houses, why isn't the plural of mouse, mouses?
Corporate conspiracy. Try real grapes or any kosher wine sold by the tanker.
What did the cat drag in anyway?
Bill Gates paid big bucks for the naming rights. It was moderately interrupted by the wireless mouse but a large payoff, accepted by a GS-7 clerk in the Bush administration, paved the way for Wikipidia to certify 'mice' as correct.
Separate names with a comma.