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    Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

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    Joe,


    What will happen if you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
    And racing around to come up behind you again?



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    Why is it every time I bet for my team to win, they lose?
     
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    You'll get rid of the "happy - butt" smiley face tan lines that form just below your fanny cheeks, ruining your 'all over' tan.

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    How come "grape" never tastes like grapes; it just tastes purple?
     
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    You shouldn't be gambling. You should be drinking.

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    If the plural of house is houses, why isn't the plural of mouse, mouses?
     
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    Corporate conspiracy. Try real grapes or any kosher wine sold by the tanker.

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    What did the cat drag in anyway?
     
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    Bill Gates paid big bucks for the naming rights. It was moderately interrupted by the wireless mouse but a large payoff, accepted by a GS-7 clerk in the Bush administration, paved the way for Wikipidia to certify 'mice' as correct.

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