Armed & Dangerous: Shoots Own Penis

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    Duh oh!
     
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    Poor guy
     
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    Ouch...tough luck for good old...ah, Lefty.
     
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    The dickless wonder had to be a leftie, they are the only ones whoo can't handle a firearm.
     
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    The humorless CON$ervoFascist Brotherhood can't just laugh about anything, they have to politicize everything.

    If the Right are to be believed he can't be a Lefty! As a security guard he has a job and Lefties are anti-gun. The Right own this :asshole:
     
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    Stupid, clumsy and not qualified to handle a weapon. If he's also unemployed, the NRA could hire him to train school guards.

    I mean, golly, this guy can't be expected to it all, right? Notice how this trained and experienced cop demonstrates how to handle an unloaded gun.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-WJMoxMfm4]Cop accidentally shoots gun in classroom full of kids. - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    That there is a half-cocked security guard.
     
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    Murder is illegal, too, but it still happens. By your logic, then, we should make murder legal . . . because it happens, despite the law.

    i.e., you are being stupid.
     

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