Armageddon

Discussion in 'Israel and Palestine' started by pbel, Jan 19, 2013.

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    The year is 2,048, Israel and the Muslim nations are still fighting their War of Attrition. Because of the constant rocket attacks, Israel has built a lid over its security walls, much like an American football stadium. It's called the "Iron Dome!”

    Since its birth 100 hundred years ago, most of the Israelis have left for greener pastures. The population of Israel has been reduced to 857,000 and the Palestinian Israelis now number 7,000,000 people. A new proportional voting law passed twenty years ago gives Jewish voters 20,000 votes for every one Palestinian. This should keep them in power for 17 more years according to Israeli demographers.

    America which provided much of its military hardware has long disappeared from the scene along with the depletion of oil in the Middle East. It is now self sufficient in new energy sources so that oil needed is miniscule.

    Israel has a new ally in India but that alliance is in danger because conversions to Islam have greatly reduced the amount of Cow Worshipers to a minority. The Israelis tried to introduce Hinduism into Israel to show their solidarity with their ally but the high Rabbinate refused to allow that because you could not eat corned beef but would allow pork chops!

    It just wasn’t Kosher!

    The situation for the farmers is getting desperate too. The Wall is fine for keeping stolen Arab land but without sunlight their electric bills for grow lights is making their products too expensive for marketing.

    There have been rumors that the government will try opening a rolling system of the concrete roof over Israel in different parts of the country, hopefully fooling the Arabs and staying ahead of the rockets.

    Israelis finally elected a woman Prime Minister since Golda Meir 70 years ago in Attilla Roseis. She promised to Kill ‘em all in her campaign. Roseis is a nice Jewish Grandma who loves her grandchildren and she teaches them how to kill Arabs.




    …It has been one hundred years since Roseis was elected PM of Israel, her great grandsons Sniffer and CamelPed are the only two Jews left in the last Jewish Settlement in the Occupied Territories. They were left with trying to convert Palestinians with promises of riches and gold. But alas, no takers, means that they lack the necessary ten Jews to form a congregation…

    It has been 47 years since the wells went dry in the Middle East. Because of this the ME was no longer important strategically to anyone. America left fifty years ago and stopped sending military hardware to Israel because Israel could no longer afford these weapons because all Jewish Israelis had migrated all over the world seeking economic opportunities without the danger of constant war.



    It is obvious that Israel's military dominance in the ME vaporized when Russia rolled over Israel's Ally (Armenia) who supplied them with Western Arms. Russia is now (if it hasn't already) putting missile shields in Syria and Iran...She probably will now give them missiles and who knows what else?





    Hezbolah does it again with rockets deep into Israel. Israel retaliates with air strikes which are met with new Russian air defense systems. Israel escalates with a land invasion which fails because Hezbolah has new anti tank weapons transferred from Syria via Russia...Israel bombs Syrian Military positions but the Russian made air defenses take a 80% toll on their planes. Egypt masses troops and Israel threatens nuclear strikes....
    Iran launches thousands of missiles with chemical war heads...Israel retaliates by nuking Tehran...Pakistan sends three dozen nukes into Dimmona and other major Israeli cities...
    Russia and America nervously keep in contact and hold off their forces, the ME is no longer.
     
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    I think I can honestly say that many of the readers are intelligent enough to realize that Phillip is salivating over the possibility of Israel being destroyed. Not that he really cares about the Arabs; it is just that he would like to see millions of Jews killed by them. This is why he has posted the nonsense that he made up (which of course in his mind he thinks is brilliant). Such a pathetic character!!! As you can see, this demented man has even brought two posters into his nonsense -- Sayit and Roudy -- which he considers his arch enemies since they got his number a long time ago.
     
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    You've posted that one already.

    NEXT!
     
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    And then pbel woke up from his wet dream, and ran to his computer to check the news, only to see that Israel was still there, stronger than ever and still deterring every attack.

    Sorry pboy, try again !
     

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