George Costanza
A Friendly Liberal
It shouldn't be a felony.
Among his peers, the kid gets an award - albeit, a toned down award: she's not that good looking.
But I can remember when I was an "underage" male. Getting laid with ANY female of ANY age, was, well . . . . let's put it this way: that's just about all we were thinking about, 24/7, right guys?