Are your Dogs on Welfare Yet?

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  1. Matthew
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    Are your Dogs on Welfare Yet?



    This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
    "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
    are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
    clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
    housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
    to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Damn, this is a great country. :badgrin:
     
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    My dogs had steak for lunch.
     
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    Maybe I'll go down and sign my dogs up.
     
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    Wag the dog.

    Mine is dyslexic. Should I put "god" on the application?
     
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