Erinwltr
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, āSon, weād give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job.
Thereās no way we can afford it.ā
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, āSon, where are you going?ā
Little Johnny told him, āI was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And Iāll be damned if Iām staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no fuckinā bike.ā
His father said, āSon, weād give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job.
Thereās no way we can afford it.ā
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, āSon, where are you going?ā
Little Johnny told him, āI was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And Iāll be damned if Iām staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no fuckinā bike.ā