A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 100 litres of milk. When the milkman read the note he thought that she had probably made a mistake and meant 10 litres. When he knocked the blonde came to the door and he asked if she meant 10 litres. The blonde said I want 100 litres. I am going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath to make me beautiful The milkman asked Do you want it pasteurized? No said the blonde just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face.