Another blonde joke

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    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
    She left a note for her milkman to leave 100 litres of milk.
    When the milkman read the note he thought that she had
    probably made a mistake and meant 10 litres. When he knocked
    the blonde came to the door and he asked if she meant 10 litres.
    The blonde said “I want 100 litres. I am going to fill my bathtub
    with milk and take a milk bath to make me beautiful”
    The milkman asked “Do you want it pasteurized?”
    “No” said the blonde “just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face.”
     
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    haahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

    Took me a second................
     
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    I did not understand it :doubt:
     
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    ESl and all that

    pasteurized = Past your eyes....
     
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    pasteurized

    past your eyes
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!! @ the joke and at the ones that didn't get it...and...



    Hey! Watch it with those blonde jokes!!! :evil::evil:





    :D
     
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    :eusa_eh: Oh. OK.

    What did the redhead ask her doctor when he told
    her she was pregnant?

    "Is it mine?"
     
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    lmao!!
     
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    And in the interest of fair and equal play...


    A raven haired beauty was bragging about her knowledge of countries capitals.
    Proudly she says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

    A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of France?"

    She replies, "Oh, that's easy. F "
     
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    LOL I was just teasing. I don't mind the blonde jokes. I laugh with everyone else!
     
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