Another Blonde Joke - My Apologies Ahead Of Time

Discussion in 'Humor' started by GotZoom, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. GotZoom

    GotZoom Senior Member

    Apr 20, 2005
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    Cordova, TN
    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."

    He sighed................"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

    JOKER96BRAVO Senior Member

    Aug 13, 2004
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    Ha Ha...

    Ok, Ok.....I got one:
    You know how they always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
    and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing?
    There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her
    what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
    have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room.
    As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,
    "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said,
    "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied,
    "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
    You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something
    and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

    The man replied,
    "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,
    if the answer could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked,

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

    I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.
  3. fuzzykitten99

    fuzzykitten99 Senior Member

    Apr 23, 2004
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    You'll have to check the Marauder's Map...
    i HATE when they ask that. i really want to say "i think i am sick, what do you think i want to see a/the dr for? to ask him how his golf game is?"

    then you get called back and the nurse or dr ASKS you WHY you are there or what the problem is. didn't the receptionist give that to them? if not, what the hell did she ask for? shits & giggles?

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