justinacolmena
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Anchorage Police Department
Fail kills in law enforcement. The Chinese are superstitious of the number four, and here we have four serious fails in a field that is already lethal and deadly. Four is enough. There is no excuse.
Listen, you filthy city hall scumbag swine! "Established criteria" are not okay for directing youth in a free country.Anchorage Police Department's "Pathway to Policing" Youth Academy
What does law enforcement do? How do men and women protect an entire city? Have you ever thought about becoming an officer or working at a police department? The APD is hosting a four-day Youth Academy to expose teenagers to the field of law enforcement. In this academy, you’ll learn from the experts and participate in activities that will show you what it’s like being a public safety leader in this community. APD’s “Pathway to Policing” Youth Academy will be held June 4-7, 2018.
You must submit an application for the APD Youth Academy, which is open to any teen who meets the following established criteria:
First fail. Policing is a an adult, 21+ business. Police officers use handguns and handle drunks. There is no "pathway to policing" for 16-year-olds. Most boys can smell this kind of bullshit from a mile away, but a lot of the girls are interested in getting in on the game to lock up "creepy" men.1. Participants must be between the ages of 16 and 19
Second fail. The teenage virginity test.2. Participants must pass a background investigation
Third fail. A big-city residency requirement in Alaska? Huh? This requirement deliberately and systematically excludes rural Alaskan villagers, teens, and young adults from career opportunities?3. Participants must reside or attend school within the Municipality of Anchorage
Fourth fail. You need to be independent of your parents in order to consider getting into policing. Youth are forced to listen to their elders and obey their elders even if they are not setting their children on the right path.4. Participants must have parent/guardian permission to participate
Fail kills in law enforcement. The Chinese are superstitious of the number four, and here we have four serious fails in a field that is already lethal and deadly. Four is enough. There is no excuse.