An Airliner Was Flying over the Atlantic

[Viktor]

The pilot says; We have lost one of our engines. Some of you will have to jump out to lighten the plane so the rest of us can continue flying.

5 people show up at the open door:An Englishman, a Frenchman, a German,a Jew and an Arab.

The Englishman says "God Save the King" and jumps out
The Frenchman says "Vive la France" and jumps out
The German says "Deutschland uber alles" and jumps out
The Jew says"Long live Israel" and pushes the Arab out