America's first LGBTQ astronaut

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    Dr. Zachary Smith, gay as a $3 Bill.

    Of course, back in the day, science recognized he needed to be kept an eye on, and robots warned the young boy on the mission "Danger Will Robinson" about the doctor.

     
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    Sally RIde was the first LGBT astronaut.
     
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    Ever heard Jonathan Harris's stand-up? Hysterical.

    Lockhart and Harris hated each other.
     
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    Harris was married to his childhood sweetheart, Gertrude Bregman, from 1938 until his death in 2002. She died of natural causes, at age 93, on August 28, 2007. They had one child, Richard, born 1942.[5]

    Throughout his life, Harris had a number of hobbies — gourmet cooking, watching movies, reading, traveling, painting, magic, playing piano (he played a piano teacher in a 1968 episode of Bewitched), listening to opera, spending time with children, gardening and knitting. He also did some dancing in his spare time.
     
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    So, Mr.Harris was a straight arrow? They would have never given him the Zach Smith role in 2019. I saw that they weren't allowed to cast Scarlett Johansson in a role as a She-Male, because Ms. Johansson isn't actually a tranny herself.

    If they remade Lost in Space , they would have had to find a real homo to play Smith
     
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    Yup, Harris was straight. A complete put on.

    In the recent remake (Netflix) Smith's a lady.
     
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    Netflix did remake Lost in Space

    Dr Smith was played by a woman
     
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    Anybody remember Snagglepuss?
     
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