American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'

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    I switched to Charmin once. The kids backed the freakin' toilet up constantly because they used too much. I went back to Scott. Not as soft but at least they only back the toilet up once in awhile now. Just unplugged the powder room last night. Geesh, my kids need to eat more fruit.
     
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    well hey....some of us have FRAGILE poopers......
     
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    I prefer Scott also, or any brand that is similar. Besides the fact that the really cushy tp clogs the toilet all the time, the soft cushy tp sticks to your asshole when you wipe, and it falls apart. It's a friggin mess. I can't stand it. LMAO
     
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    arn't all the libs just using one square like sheryl crow asked you all to........
     
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    I was afraid someone would bring that up. May as well just use your hand.
     
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    i have been to those countries....try a wet sponge sometime.....
     
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    Yeah right lets break out the John Wayne toilet paper....

    You know rough as a cob and won't take shit off of anybody...
     
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    Damn ... those Englanders REALLY know Americans ....

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