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Schedule a mammogram.

And squeeze your b(o)(o)bies every month!









I prefer my wifes, actually...:lol:



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For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line,)
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vice!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vice-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.
 
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Harley Bikers Ride For Breast Cancer Awareness

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 6 (Bernama) -- Harley Owners Group (HOG) - Malaysian Chapter teamed up with the Pink Challengers, Malaysia's first Breast Cancer Survivor Dragon Boat Team to spread the breast cancer awareness message at an event here today.

With over 70 bikers, the event themed "Bums on Bikes for Breast Cancer", is aimed at raising awareness and educating the public about Male Breast Cancer.

The bikers were flagged off at Menara Hap Seng in Kuala Lumpur this morning by Hap Seng Consolidated Berhad group chief operating officer Harald Behrend and are expected to end their journey at the Aeon Seremban 2 Shopping Centre in Seremban.

Pink Challenger's event manager, Barbara Delaney said, early detection saves lives and breast cancer does not discriminate, it affects both men and women from all walks of life.

Meanwhile, HOG rider Larry Yap, 40 said HOG was in full support about raising awareness in male breast cancer.

"I recently came across this information and I feel it is important for men to get themselves checked for breast cancer," he said.

BERNAMA - Harley Bikers Ride For Breast Cancer Awareness
 

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