Alan Keyes, PLEASE Announce Your Candidacy for President

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    Conservatives need you. The GOP needs you. And Jon Stewart needs you.

    Yes, we need your craziness, Alan! If there was EVER a time when you had a chance to get the GOP nomination, 2012 is that year. I mean, look how conservatives went gaga over Trump. That wholly unqualified egomanical clown actually shot to the top of GOP polls.

    Then there's Michele Bachmann. That uber patriot Congresswoman didn't even know that the American Revolution started in MA. She makes nonsensical statements full of completely inaccurate information, but she's STILL the darling of the Tea Party movement.

    And then there's Ron Paul who wants to legalize heroin, and Newt Gingrich who contradicts his own statements within 24 hours of making them.

    Now that Herman Cain has announced his candidacy, it's pretty much a free for all.

    Don't let Sarah Palin steal your thunder!
     
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    America isn't ready for a black man. The only reason Barry won was because he's half-white and was raised by white people. Just imagine how many Democrats with white pointy hats would be burning crosses around the country if he decided to run.

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    I would vote for Allen Keyes in a minute.

    But he is a republican so the blacks would never vote for him.

    And he is to black for the white people. :doubt:
     
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    Yes, USMB Dems finally realize how fucked they are in 2012.
     
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    I really hope he runs for president. Alan Keyes is a shining example of Republican "Family Values". He typifies "inclusiveness" and "acceptance". His ethics and morals are right in line with what Republicans want. Not to mention his intellectualism and intelligence. He is on a level few seldom achieve.

    Alan Keyes's Daughter Speaks Out - Politics | Republican Party | Democratic Party | Political Spectrum - FOXNews.com

    It's about time we all faced up to the truth. If we accept the radical homosexual agenda, be it in the military or in marriage or in other areas of our lives, we are utterly destroying the concept of family.
    Alan Keyes

    Presidential Candidate Alan Keyes

    Last summer her father, a conservative pundit and frequent Republican candidate, caused a stir during the Republican convention by labeling Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter a sinner and calling homosexuality "selfish hedonism."

    Marcel-Keyes told the Post her parents have thrown her out of the house, stopped speaking to her and refuse to pay for college because she is gay. She said she loves her parents.

    Alan Keyes' Daughter - CBS News
     
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    COME ON!!! They already got enough 'crazy-under-one-roof' in the primaries :p
     
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    Yeah 90 % of black voters would be wearing pointy hats and buring crosses
     
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    Keyes obviously gets a giant FAIL when it comes to the Constitution.
     
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    Alan Keyes has all the qualifications for the President of the United States of America.......except that he is over-religious.
     
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    Well if Keyes did run, we'll get to see the LEFTIES RACISM shine bright.

    And you people have some nerve talking about anyone who runs, look who the friggen Democrats have run at one time or another..

    By the time of the elections, I think bozo the clown could beat the Obama and his Comrades in Arms, the People are sick to death of them and their nasty ass cult followers.
     
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