Conservatives need you. The GOP needs you. And Jon Stewart needs you. Yes, we need your craziness, Alan! If there was EVER a time when you had a chance to get the GOP nomination, 2012 is that year. I mean, look how conservatives went gaga over Trump. That wholly unqualified egomanical clown actually shot to the top of GOP polls. Then there's Michele Bachmann. That uber patriot Congresswoman didn't even know that the American Revolution started in MA. She makes nonsensical statements full of completely inaccurate information, but she's STILL the darling of the Tea Party movement. And then there's Ron Paul who wants to legalize heroin, and Newt Gingrich who contradicts his own statements within 24 hours of making them. Now that Herman Cain has announced his candidacy, it's pretty much a free for all. Don't let Sarah Palin steal your thunder!