After winning the Lottery

[Sunni Man]

 

[gulfman]

If I win the lottery I'm getting a new ass.Mine has a hole in it.

 

[Dekster]

Why have a pot. You would just empty in the yard where you pee anyway.

 

[Sunni Man]

I would have my pot 24K gold plated. ...

 

[JGalt]

I'd buy some attention so I could pay it to all those people I've ignored.

 

[Sunni Man]

Why have a pot. You would just empty in the yard where you pee anyway.

After I win the lottery I plan on buying a mansion and living in a gated community, so my days of relieving myself in the backyard will be over.

I figure a 24K gold pot will show I'm part of the upper class now, and will impress my new rich neighbors. ...

 

[rightwinger]

If I win the lottery....

Half the money will go to the IRS
The other half will go to the MRS

 

[Dekster]

Why have a pot. You would just empty in the yard where you pee anyway.

After I win the lottery I plan on buying a mansion and living in a gated community, so my days of relieving myself in the backyard will be over.

I figure a 24K gold pot will show I'm part of the upper class now, and will impress my new rich neighbors. ...

I plan to stand naked and pee in the fountain like those little cherub statues. Gotta keep it classy.