Adam & Eve: Navel?

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    A question arises If Adam & Eve were made of mud, they had no mother or umbilical cord, so............no navel. Some argue just the opposite, that if god made man in his own image, they must have also had navels. Michael Angelo painted them with navels, but many have condemned his works. So navel or no navel?
     
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    You said in a previous thread that "we are all Gods" so why don't you ask yourself?

    "Oh great and mighty God ShitNao! Why do we have Navels and why do you keep putting lint in them?"
     
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    Gawd is a republican . He didn't give Adam and Eve no navel. They would have had to get one their selves. Being hard working, self sufficient, murkin type entities they never wasted the effort to do something so nonsensical.
    A navel is an entitlement so NO. They had no navels.

    PS. The real reason Gawd kicked them outa that thar gardin was 'cause they can make wunna their own. Gawd hates socialistic entitlement programs.That's why he so graciously blesses murka.

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    possum likes to contemplate his navel during Obama speeches...
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    Real navel-gazing: Scientists study belly button bacteria
    A group of scientists at North Carolina State University is taking navel-gazing to another level.
     
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    Some people think about how to put a man in space.
    Others a cure for cancer.
    Liberals? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons.
    Genius I tell you.
     
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    Since they were never attached to an umbilical cord, there wouldn't be a separation scar.
    Since God didn't need an earth body, (because he didn't reside here), he has a spiritual body not tethered to 3 dimensions. The image of him that we were made in is his nature. Love, hate, sadnesss, joy, anger, peace, are how we resemble our father. Don'tcha think?
     
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