ACORN Application for Employment

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    APPLICATION FOR REGIONAL OFFICE MANAGER

    AMERICAN COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS FOR REFORM NOW

    Name:___________, ____________, __________ (give real name and 2 aliases but not in that order)

    Date of birf: ______ (not really important, leave blank if you can't remember)

    Last Job: __

    Length of time employed (in hours): __

    Job before that: ___, and before that: ____, and that:_____

    Reason for leaving: (Check however many apply): Caught stealing, Using internet to download kiddie porn, caught voting multiple times for Obama (Please take application for National Manager position), am a crack ho and couldn't remember where I was supposed to be

    Highest level of education (that mean what school were you kicked out of last):_______

    Number of copies owned of "Audacity of Hope":_____

    Number of copies owned of "Dreams of my Father":_______

    Are you willing to take a drug test (circle one): Yes, No, (me neither), Fuck off cracker!

    Do you own a car:____ If not, do you know how to boost an ignition?

    List three personal references (No more that 2 can be former cellmates):_______, ________, ________
     
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    That's like the new White House DETAILED BACKGROUND AND VETTING Questionnaire!

    It has one question:

    Have you ever cheated on your tax return filing or failed to file your tax return when required or otherwise failed to pay your Federal Income Tax by means of evasion and intention? Yes __ or No __.

    If you checked the "yes" option, please return this application to the White House (or drop it off at any local chapter office of ACORN) for immediate approval.

    If you checked the "no" option, thanks for coming in.


    ______________________________
    Your Name

    ______________________________
    Your Address so that we can contact you for purposes of hiring you immediately.
     
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    This makes me think, if we want to get to the heads of these organizations, then maybe we need to have people go under cover into the organization as community organizers... have people get jobs there and then film meetings with superiors and such.
     
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    My guess is there are many out there now doing that very same thing!
     
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    Moles, in other words.

    An honorable profession. Until you get caught and they pull your fingernails out before beheading you.....
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    There are many tech savvy people out there. If a 20 and 25 year old have no fear I'm sure many more will pop up. These two people just encouraged more to investigate.

    I'm sure if some high top people in ACORN get busted and are facing jail time they will squeal like a pig.
     
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    What strikes me is the nonchalance of the ACORN manager on the video: no shame, no hesitation, no embarrassment, they had an answer for everything.

    Makes me wonder who they had in their office the days and weeks before they got caught and what they had them do?
     
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    Very funny!!! Sad but true. Most of the morons working for acorn are illiterate and racist!!! Obama needs to resign or his non citizen azz should be impeached!!! What a damn disgrace!!!
     
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    I never realized he was a non-citizen

    I assume you have proof
     

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