A woman speaks, a man hears

[Huh?]

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon... you and I need to clean this place up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and if we don't do laundry right now you'll have no clothes to wear.


What a man hears:

Blah blah blah blah C'mon
Blah blah blah blah you and I
Blah blah blah blah on the floor
Blah blah blah blah right now
Blah blah blah blah no clothes