Greetings, board members. I come to you on the suggestion of a conservative member of another forum. I am glad to find a refuge from the meaningless bleatings of the Liberal Sheeple. After lurking for several days, I have determined that it is safe for me to be proud to be an American, believe in George W. Bush, make fun of France, and engage in meaningful discourse with fellow Conservatives and the occasional (but rare) Lucid Liberal. Anything else you need to know?