Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
I live in the Antipodes, Australia, the only question for Americans I have is will you still front up and protect us? There was a time I would have never asked.
We will front up to help, as we did in Iraq and Afghanistan, but in the end, it is up to you and your willpower.
We need you USA, you must lead, and you need to know the entire democratic world needs you to lead.
Are there Revolutionary Rumblings among the Koalas?
Insurgents Disguised as Kangaroos?
Murderous Marceupials enraged over names beginning with the letter "K?"
We have a high alcohol content in our beer so it is easier to endure the hopping Kangroo king hits, the echidna kidding, the platitudinous playtupus taunts all the time, but China is our real concern. We have a lot of expesnive rocks they want, right now they are playing nice (with the exception of one Rio Tino executive) but long term if they push Uncle Sam out of the West Pacific we have to ask how Pacific will China be?
When powerful nations get hungry they tend to eat their fill.
Yes, I read somewhere about the (litteral) Mountain of Iron that is floating from Down Under to make Chinese Steel.
Maybe there some wierd sexually transmitted Kangaroo Immune Virus?
You could dress them in drag, and set up an Aussie Bordello in Shanghai. Infect a few Billion Chinese and you'd have no worries, mate.