A man and his wife are lying in bed.....

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Theowl32, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Theowl32
    Online

    Theowl32 Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    17,140
    Thanks Received:
    7,377
    Trophy Points:
    1,065
    Ratings:
    +25,253
    The man said to his wife, "I bet you cannot tell me something that will make me happy and upset at the same time. "

    His wife responded, "I bet I could....."

    Man said, "ok, give me your best shot."

    Wife said, "Your dick, is bigger than all of your friends dicks."
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 2
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  2. beagle9
    Offline

    beagle9 Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    22,229
    Thanks Received:
    2,459
    Trophy Points:
    280
    Ratings:
    +11,836
    That was just wrong on so many levels... LOL

    I just had to be curious didn't I... LOL
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
  3. BuckToothMoron
    Offline

    BuckToothMoron Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2016
    Messages:
    9,523
    Thanks Received:
    1,687
    Trophy Points:
    290
    Ratings:
    +9,953
    A midget walks into a bar, but has no money. So he ask the bar tender if he could get a free beer. The bartender says “I’ll give you a free beer if you can make ole big Dick over there laugh. He never laughs.” Big Dick is 7 feet tall and weighs 300 lbs. So the midget walks over to big dick, whispers in his ear, and big dick starts laughing uncontrollably. The midget drinks his beer and leaves.

    A week later the midget walks into the same bar again. The bartender tells him old big Dick hasn’t stopped laughing since the midget whispered in his ear, and everybody is tired of hearing him laugh. So the bartender tells the midget he will give him free beer all night if he can get big Dick to stop laughing. So the midget goes over to big Dick and leads to the back room. A few moments later big Dick comes out bawling.

    The bartender is amazed. He says “ok, you get free beer, but first you have to tell me, how did you get big Dick to laugh? I told him my dick was bigger than his. Ok, but how did you get him to cry? I showed him my dick was bigger than his.”
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Thunk
    Offline

    Thunk Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2019
    Messages:
    2,533
    Thanks Received:
    738
    Trophy Points:
    330
    Location:
    Minnesota
    Ratings:
    +4,340
    Wife: I want bigger boobs.
    Hubby: Rub toilet paper in between them.
    Wife: How will THAT make my boobs bigger?
    Hubby: Well, it worked for your ass didn't it?
     
    • Funny Funny x 2

Share This Page