A Little Ditty About Sarah and John

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    Sung to the song "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp:

    Little ditty about Sarah and John
    Two American kids who grew up in our land
    John’s a maverick with a hero’s scar
    Sara Barracuda his reformer rock star

    Beatin’ up Barack and the DNC
    Sara’s got John’s back if you know what I mean
    John says "Hey Sara lets reform DC”
    Veto those earmarks just as we please

    And John says:

    Oh yeah Obama is wrong
    The thrill of “The One” is way long gone
    Oh yeah Obama is wrong
    The thrill of “The One” is way long gone.

    Barack says, “Let’s debate any time and place”
    Then he runs like a chicken in full disgrace
    Well you know Sara, they say he’s a sure bet
    Sara says "Baby, you aint seen nothing yet”

    Chorus

    Gonna rock the vote
    Better take note
    Let the Hockey Moms come down
    Forecheck ya to the ground
    Hold onto your lead Barack as long as you can
    Reform is coming around real soon
    Make us proud women and men

    Little ditty about Sara and John
    Two American heroes who’ll do the best they can
     
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    Somewhere in Indiana John Mellencamp is throwing up in his guitar.
     
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    The most overrated song in history.
     

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