A Kiss Is Denied;Shots Fired

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Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss

MARCH 22--After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.

Aged pistolero Helen Staudinger was arrested last night and charged with aggravated assault and firing into an occupied dwelling, according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report.

Woman, 92, Goes Ballistic After Being Denied Kiss | The Smoking Gun

 

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None of my girlfriends ever believed me when I told them I had to kiss the other women or be shot.