A 22 year old virgin

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    Is selling her virginity to pay for college at a whore house. (I'm sorry, a brothel....)


    Student Auctioning Virginity at Brothel
     
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    Good for her. I hope she gets a wad! :D
     
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    She's pretty hot. I'm putting the over/under at $1.75 million.
     
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    ferreal?

    I'll take the under.
     
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    The article says some peruvian chick was offered $1 million before she chickened out. I bet some billionaire Saudi oil shiek wouldn't bat an eyelash at shelling out $1-2 mil.
     
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    Why is her face a different color from her skin? Any why is her head so much bigger than the rest of her body? And why does it look like her head is turned around backwards?

    I think she's got physical deformities, and that's why she's still a virgin. Ain't no way somebody ain't already hit that shit.
     
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    I think she's saving herself for 52nd Street.....
     
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    Ah, so in other words, Manifold's ugly ass Saudi oil shiek is probably out of the running.

    Although, everyone's got a price.

    Why would you pay money to bang a boring ass virgin at the Bunny Ranch of all places, when you can pay a lot less for someone who will most likely ride your dick into the ground?
     
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    I saw that part too Paulianna. But unlike you, I have a functioning bullshit detector and that bit set it off like Homer Simpson trying to buy a top of line, decked out RV. As if she'd agree to auction off her hyman and then all of a sudden get picky about chemistry and leave money on the table when she's already agreeing to fuck some rich stranger just the one time. I assure you, the highest bidder will be tapping that ass.
     
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