5 rules to remember in life

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    1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.
    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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