5 Deadly Terms Used By Women!

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    Men....consider this a cautionary note, instructive, and designed to save travail and tribulation...

    When you hear these common, everyday terms.......stop, drop, and roll, and head for the nearest exit!!


    1.) FINE: This is the term used to end an argument when she knows she is right so you should shut the fuck up.

    2.) NOTHING: means something and you need to be worried.

    3.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Do not do it.

    4.) WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying "screw you".

    5.) THAT'S OKAY: She's thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    Bonus word: WOW! This is not a compliment. She is amazed at how one can be so stupid.



    You have been warned.
     
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    Ayup.

    And "we need to talk" is never, ever good. Ever.
     
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    Serious question.

    Is that your dog in your sig? Or the other poster who is using that pic as his av? Or is it just random happenstance that you and he share the same dog pic?
     
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    My ex would say, "Yeah, I know what 'fine' means".:badgrin:
     
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    You know what kind of "women act" like this? Passive aggressive little girls who don't have the intestinal fortitude to address conflicts openly and maturely.
     
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    Bet you've been witness to this one: usually, while studying her nails, " I didn't say I was angry, I said I was upset....listen more carefully."
     
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    Absolutely. You find a woman like this, run! Get your shit and GTFO.

    Unless she has big tits of course.
     
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    6) AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY OR WHY NOT:.... never good you will be getting both barrels.

    7) YA THINK?: Let me tell you the just how mistaken you were thinking what you were thinking.

    8) YOU AND I NEED TO TALK: Run... becasue this is going to get ugly.
     
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    Why is the husband's pay check "ours" and the wife's "hers"?
     

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