26 Things NO Guy Would Do

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    I just found on the internet this list of "26 things the perfect guy woud do" and I have to know, do you girls REALLY want this crap straight out of a bunch of romantic comedies and soap operas?

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    So many of these things seem to play off of a standard theme I see in modern women's ideals, and that is, the more miserable the guy, the happier the girl. A woman will love you more for a dandelion you mutilated yourself to get than a dozen roses you blew a wad of cash on. Do you really derive that much pleasure from your guy's misery? If so, you're sick.

    Seriously, I want female input on this. It scares me.
     
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    If doing most of those things makes you miserable, you haven't found the right girl. (The remote during the game is a little off the wall - most girls bail when there's a game on)...
     
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    Never EVER go back to this site !!! :smoke:
     
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    Most of them sound romantic on face value, but the ones that don't fall apart on examination typically fall apart in practice, like the appreciation thing. I've heard so many girls play the appreciation card, and when I get to the heart of the matter, what's really bothering her is that the guy went to have fun that didn't involve her, even though she does such things without him all the time.

    Also, smelling hair? Please tell me this isn't normal.

    I'm perfectly willing to fall all over myself trying to please the right girl, but not only do I expect a little in return, but this list seems to hold up the impossibly high standard set by chick flicks, romantic comedies, and soap operas. To be honest, that standard's about as realistic as the one set by the airbrushed bimbos in Playboy and Hustler.

    Maybe I came off a little too hostile, but some of the things on this list are just ridiculous.
     
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    ...and again, if you're not getting anything in return, you haven't found the right girl. :)

    As for smelling hair, some of us use really good shampoo. Mine smells like coconut mango.. :)
     
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    Ah, I think we have now reached an agreement. I've done karaoke for a t-shirt. I'd do similarly dumb things for affection.

    If I'm dating a girl who's hair smells like, oh, I dunno, fresh Georgia peaches (man, I love those things), I may sneak a whiff (I'd feel wierd, though), but most of what I have to go on comes from my sister, whose hair treatment takes at least 1/2 an hour to stop stinking up the bathroom.
     
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    Be yourself dude----maybe try some of this other crap once in awhile but never often enough for them to think they can expect it or you will either be killed or go crazy.
     
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    i do 15 of those on a regular basis

    the other 9.................... fuck it
     
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    no just stop it :kiss2:
     

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