I just found on the internet this list of "26 things the perfect guy woud do" and I have to know, do you girls REALLY want this crap straight out of a bunch of romantic comedies and soap operas? Comments in bold are mine: So many of these things seem to play off of a standard theme I see in modern women's ideals, and that is, the more miserable the guy, the happier the girl. A woman will love you more for a dandelion you mutilated yourself to get than a dozen roses you blew a wad of cash on. Do you really derive that much pleasure from your guy's misery? If so, you're sick. Seriously, I want female input on this. It scares me.