21st Century Is a Disappointment Part 3,527

[Weatherman2020]

Doctors warn against putting parsley into your vagina to induce periods..

“Doctors have criticised Marie Claire magazine for suggesting ‘parsley vaginal inserts’ as a method of inducing periods.”

I mean, that’s the women’s-magazine version of Buzzfeed journalism.

 

[Moonglow]

And here I heard tales of it being used to freshen your cheeks..

 

[aaronleland]

I'm with the doctors on this one. I've been inserting parsley into my pee hole for years, and I have yet to have a period.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

What if you put it into someone else’s vagina?

 

[Moonglow]

What if you put it into someone else’s vagina?

To grow?

 

[JOSweetHeart]

Doctors warn against putting parsley into your vagina to induce periods..

“Doctors have criticised Marie Claire magazine for suggesting ‘parsley vaginal inserts’ as a method of inducing periods.”

I mean, that’s the women’s-magazine version of Buzzfeed journalism.

Okay reading this only makes me wonder what else was inserted into someone's "slot" first, if anything else was that is, to see if a good difference was going to be made before saying "We have a winner!" after watching the parsley be what made all the difference.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Add some delicious vinaigrette and your boyfriend will be delighted.

 

[Moonglow]

Add some delicious vinaigrette and your boyfriend will be delighted.

What no croutons?

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Add some delicious vinaigrette and your boyfriend will be delighted.

What no croutons?

If it is crunchy down there, man you need to dump that one!

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

What no croutons?

A thoughtful girlfriend would add garnishments.