Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

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Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
WORLDVIEWS·May 2, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of African believers felt a strong prodding from the Holy Spirit to venture into an entirely foreign culture and bring the Gospel to a dark and godless place.

"If we do not go, who will?" asked Abosede Adeyemi, a Nigerian Christian burdened to reach lost Americans. "These United Methodists are in urgent need of the Good News. It appears they have never read a Bible before. That is why we are launching a mission deep into the heart of the United States to tell them about Jesus Christ."

Adeyemi's church held several nights of prayer and fasting in preparation for sending off the team of missionaries. "God be with them," said church member Davu Negedu. "America is a dangerous, unpredictable place, but the Lord has commanded us to go into all the world and preach the Gospel, so we will send these people to the United Methodist Church to teach them what the Bible says."

Though the church had concerns about the missionaries' safety in the United States, everyone was joyful in fulfilling Christ's Great Commission, even to the unchurched masses of the United Methodist Church.

At publishing time, the African church was already preparing another missionary trip to take the Gospel to Andy Stanley.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
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U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of African believers felt a strong prodding from the Holy Spirit to venture into an entirely foreign culture and bring the Gospel to a dark and godless place.

"If we do not go, who will?" asked Abosede Adeyemi, a Nigerian Christian burdened to reach lost Americans. "These United Methodists are in urgent need of the Good News. It appears they have never read a Bible before. That is why we are launching a mission deep into the heart of the United States to tell them about Jesus Christ."

Adeyemi's church held several nights of prayer and fasting in preparation for sending off the team of missionaries. "God be with them," said church member Davu Negedu. "America is a dangerous, unpredictable place, but the Lord has commanded us to go into all the world and preach the Gospel, so we will send these people to the United Methodist Church to teach them what the Bible says."

Though the church had concerns about the missionaries' safety in the United States, everyone was joyful in fulfilling Christ's Great Commission, even to the unchurched masses of the United Methodist Church.

At publishing time, the African church was already preparing another missionary trip to take the Gospel to Andy Stanley.

Hahahahahahaha and exactly what needs to happen today....reverse missionarying.

 

[luiza]

They have got here just in time to meet the last generation of Cult Christians .
They have some interesting local herb cooking tips for roasting white people in their Trinity recipes .
As Bishop Bonjo Bui said ,
Eating the Word expands your love of grass fed meat . Only last year we chewed Jesus down to his skinny bones when we pot roasted him at the Summer Fair .

 

[jbrownson0831]

They have got here just in time to meet the last generation of Cult Christians .
They have some interesting local herb cooking tips for roasting white people in their Trinity recipes .
As Bishop Bonjo Bui said ,
Eating the Word expands your love of grass fed meat . Only last year we chewed Jesus down to his skinny bones when we pot roasted him at the Summer Fair .

Wow, what a stupid post.

 

[Pastelli]

Forum outcast infamous RACIST motivated posting:
'Luiza' - Nazism:
(luiza.86585)

• Pro Jihad child killing.
• Admitting Jews today are the same ethnicity as Jesus . But often tries to lie about it.
• Advocates for genocide.
• Pro Jihad entities use of its children.
• Promoting Hitler garbage.
• Spamming the forums with despicable wording.

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Gas chambers or Ovens - Nazi Luiza asks?



Exterminating J.




Against all Jews.



And more...



And more...

Responding to thread by Islamist quoting a fake piece by infamous CJ Werleman.
30 Jan 2024



Today's Jews are as Jesus ethnicity she admits. But racist Luiza still hates via ancient lies canards stereotypes.




In whitewashing HER-Hitler and Nazis' worshipping, Luiza claimed to "deny" Kristallnacht .(Feb 5, 2024).




More from the horrific Luiza on WW2, IT wrote:
The disabled , Roma and Jews were probably top of the list which was fiendishly brilliant.... .(Mar 6, 2023).

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
WORLDVIEWS·May 2, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Upon hearing of the UMC's beliefs on life and social issues, a group of African believers felt a strong prodding from the Holy Spirit to venture into an entirely foreign culture and bring the Gospel to a dark and godless place.

"If we do not go, who will?" asked Abosede Adeyemi, a Nigerian Christian burdened to reach lost Americans. "These United Methodists are in urgent need of the Good News. It appears they have never read a Bible before. That is why we are launching a mission deep into the heart of the United States to tell them about Jesus Christ."

Adeyemi's church held several nights of prayer and fasting in preparation for sending off the team of missionaries. "God be with them," said church member Davu Negedu. "America is a dangerous, unpredictable place, but the Lord has commanded us to go into all the world and preach the Gospel, so we will send these people to the United Methodist Church to teach them what the Bible says."

Though the church had concerns about the missionaries' safety in the United States, everyone was joyful in fulfilling Christ's Great Commission, even to the unchurched masses of the United Methodist Church.

At publishing time, the African church was already preparing another missionary trip to take the Gospel to Andy Stanley.

I would hope they meet the same fate as many others of their ilk.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Methodists are a hot mess

 

[Vastator]

Hahahahahahaha and exactly what needs to happen today....reverse missionarying.

Is that anything like reverse cowgirl?

 

[Vastator]

Methodists are a hot mess

I bailed from that lost crowd years ago. It's shamefull how far from grace they have fallen...

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I bailed from that lost crowd years ago. It's shamefull how far from grace they have fallen...

Half of them are decent, the other half queer loving and abandoned God's word

 

[Vastator]

Half of them are decent, the other half queer loving and abandoned God's word

This isn't their first offense against God's word.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Methodists are a hot mess

We are, and it's just awful for us longtimers.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Is that anything like reverse cowgirl?

Ha!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

We are, and it's just awful for us longtimers.

I'm Catholic, I feel your pain

 

[jbrownson0831]

This isn't their first offense against God's word.

Some districts/conferences were already doing whatever they wanted in direct opposition to the existing discipline...I called them Democrat Methodists. And now its officially okay.