Lord Long Rod
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- Jan 17, 2023
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Ah, Christmas! That wonderful time of the year when we get together with family and friends and reconnect, sip egg nog, sing the songs of the season, and engage in Yule Tide merriments. Well, fuck that shit! I want to spend my Christmas like Hunter Biden! Fuck you, Bing Crosby!!
Let’s all sing this together. Hit it!!! Here we go!!
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“I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
With tons of booze and piles of blow
Where the boobs are touching’ and the women are Russian
And my face is buried in a ho
I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
With tons of cash fresh from Ukraine
Merry are the guns and cocaine
An underage girl erects me like a crane
I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
Daddy’s plane flies me across the land
No child support and no taxes
A whoowah licking blow off my gland
“I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
Just like the ones I’m entitled to
The glistening crystal meth, a bulbous naked breast
Covered in my Hunter Biden goo”
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Merry fucking Christmas everyone!!!
Let’s all sing this together. Hit it!!! Here we go!!
_________________________
“I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
With tons of booze and piles of blow
Where the boobs are touching’ and the women are Russian
And my face is buried in a ho
I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
With tons of cash fresh from Ukraine
Merry are the guns and cocaine
An underage girl erects me like a crane
I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
Daddy’s plane flies me across the land
No child support and no taxes
A whoowah licking blow off my gland
“I’m dreaming of a Biden Christmas
Just like the ones I’m entitled to
The glistening crystal meth, a bulbous naked breast
Covered in my Hunter Biden goo”
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Merry fucking Christmas everyone!!!