Daydream of an eighty year old.

[Raynine]

When I go to the gym in awhile she will be there. She's maybe 22 or 23. She's beautiful and I want to make love to her. She is living in a world where men are depleted of testosterone and her needs will never be satisfied by the panty waisted girly men of the day. They are preoccupied with video games and their sperm counts are so low they are virtually sterile. She needs a real man and I would like to be that man. Maybe I could give her a healthy child. I won't be around to support it but I at least I could do something useful to continue the species. I would willingly make this sacrifice to continue mankind.

 

[1srelluc]

Well at least you won't likely see the end of 18+ years of child support.

 

[odanny]

I doubt you could get anyone pregnant at your age. Maybe hire a surrogate and watch them having sex, like Jerry Falwell Jr.?

Just an idea to kick around.

 

[Raynine]

I doubt you could get anyone pregnant at your age. Maybe hire a surrogate and watch them having sex, like Jerry Falwell Jr.?

Just an idea to kick around.

Wanna bet?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Wanna bet?

do you have ED?....

 

[Raynine]

do you have ED?....

I am and always have been a stand-up guy.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

If you only knew what that 23 year old thought of you.

 

[odanny]

If you only knew what that 23 year old thought of you.

A fat stack of $100's might bring her around.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

A fat stack of $100's might bring her around.

A big stack and make it two.

 

[odanny]

A big stack and make it two.

Everyone has their price.