You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

[longknife]

From Dave Barry's humor blog comes this:


During a recent performance of Broadway's Hand to God, an audience member quietly made his way up on the stage of the hit comedy to plug his cell phone in to what he believed to be a working outlet. (Of course the outlet was fake - it's a theatrical set, dummy!)


And this stupid dude probably spent the entire performance – for which he paid $$$ of course – either texting or talking.

 

[Sonny Clark]

From Dave Barry's humor blog comes this:


During a recent performance of Broadway's Hand to God, an audience member quietly made his way up on the stage of the hit comedy to plug his cell phone in to what he believed to be a working outlet. (Of course the outlet was fake - it's a theatrical set, dummy!)


And this stupid dude probably spent the entire performance – for which he paid $$$ of course – either texting or talking.

He either escaped, or was let out on a one-day pass.