The more rabid feminists will soon want teeth transplanted to all vaginas. Then they WILL rule the world!
A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of
the changing room while shopping with her. The little
boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds
him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.
"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU
KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!" The little
boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for
the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up
thinking that all women have teeth down below.
By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a
girl. One night, while her parents were out of town,
she invites him over for a little action. After a few
hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks
him to go a bit further.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" While
pointing to her privates.
"HELL NO!" he cries."You've got teeth down there."
"No I don't," she responds.
"Yes you do," he says."My mom told me that you do."
"No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek.
"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that
all women have teeth down there.
"OhforChrist's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips
off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and
says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."
He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums,
I'm not surprised."