William Post Inventor Of Pop Tarts Dead At 96

[ChristisKing]

I forgot to post this yesterday but I just assumed that he was already dead lol. RIP Bill. I'm a lifelong fan of Pop Tarts myself.

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[Rambunctious]

I just picked up a box of Blueberry pop tarts last weekend for the first time in 30 years... what a sad coincidence....

 

[Mr Natural]

Can’t say I’ve ever had one. They look pretty disgusting to me but to each their own,

 

[Rambunctious]

Can’t say I’ve ever had one. They look pretty disgusting to me but to each their own,

They don't taste as good as I remembered....

 

[1srelluc]

Great American Heroes......Here's to you Mr. Pop Tart Man.

 

[ChristisKing]

Great American Heroes......Here's to you Mr. Pop Tart Man.

Not as important as our heroes in uniform but hero to one of my favorite breakfast options.

 

[Mr Natural]

They don't taste as good as I remembered....

Nothing does.

 

[Arlette]

I forgot to post this yesterday but I just assumed that he was already dead lol. RIP Bill. I'm a lifelong fan of Pop Tarts myself.

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It was bound to happen

 

[1srelluc]

Not as important as our heroes in uniform but hero to one of my favorite breakfast options.

He's a vet.

 

[Votto]

I forgot to post this yesterday but I just assumed that he was already dead lol. RIP Bill. I'm a lifelong fan of Pop Tarts myself.

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Was his coffin frosted on the inside or outside?

 

[Votto]

They don't taste as good as I remembered....

They only use crap to make them now, so that may have something to do with it.

 

[1srelluc]

They only use crap to make them now, so that may have something to do with it.

Yeah, back in the day you could taste the lard in the crust.

 

[Votto]

Yeah, back in the day you could taste the lard in the crust.

Now they only use ard and rust from what I hear.

President Xi probably injected it with some form of sterlizing agent that produces birth defects and later a virus.

That would be my best guess.

It beats their one child only policy.

 

[ChristisKing]

He's a vet

Oh, well that makes a difference then.

 

[Votto]

Oh, well that makes a difference then.

Yes, but would you feed them to your dog?

Hell no. My dog would be shitting all over the place.

 

[Mr Natural]

Ninety-six is a pretty good run.

I wonder if he ate Pop Tarts?

 

[JoeMoma]

I like poptarts toasted in the oven with butter melted over them.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Yes, but would you feed them to your dog?

Hell no. My dog would be shitting all over the place.

They really are nasty. Lard with a little "fruit"

 

[ChristisKing]

Yes, but would you feed them to your dog?

Hell no. My dog would be shitting all over the place.

I don't have a dog and this isn't about the food it's about him being an American hero.

 

[ChristisKing]

He's a vet.

Oh yeah and I forgot that it said that in the article.